Paul Salas P10-M ang hinihingi sa mga gusto siyang maka-date ng isang gabi

Ni PETE AMPOLOQUIO, JR.

JOKE lang daw ni Paul Salas na puede siyang magpatikim sa isang gabi sa halagang P10M.
“Hindi naman. Ginagawang joke ko na lang yun,” Paul aseverated at the premiere night of the horror movie he is starring into.

Somebody asked kasi kung puwede siyang maka-date for one night to the tune of half a million pesos.
“Presyong ayaw, so, huwag na nating entertain-in!” he blurted out.
Paano kung may yayamaning bading na kumagat sa presyong iyon?

“May willing and able ba? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Non-nego na yun. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!” he said amused.
“Pinapabayaan ko lang yun, joke na lang yun. So… medyo siyempre, kahit papaano, natutuwa… baka napopogihan o naha-hot-an, di ba?

“So kahit paano, yung mga papogi ko sa post e napapansin nila. Yun naman ang importante sa akin.
“Malay mo, makapagbigay-saya ako sa kapogian o ka-hotness ko? Ha!”
Hindi lang daw papogi ang kanyang post bilang Bench Body Model kundi pa-Felix Bakat din huh?!
Feel tuloy siyang papakin ng mga bading!

“Papakin talaga?!” kunwari ay gulat na sey ni Paul.
“Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Hindi, sabi ko nga, yung pagpo-post ko na yun e about sa lifestyle ko, sa pagdyi-gym, so ayun.

“Baka nagiging fan lang sila, sinu-support nila ako.”
Way of saying ‘No’ raw niya yung P10M. But if ever there are some takers, P15M would be fine.’
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Monet Lu fascinated with beauty queens!
MONET Lu has always been fascinated with beauty queens. So much so that he takes a respite from his beauty salon business just to watch the beauty queens in action.
This year, he went to El Salvador to personally witness the Miss Universe 2023 pageant with our representative Michelle Dee.

Monette is practically awed and speechless with the pristine cleanliness of the country, along with its beautiful people.
While in El Salvador, he was able to meet a lot of beauty queens, the likes of Maureen Montagne, Miss Globe 2021, and Sam Panlilio, Bb. Pilipinas 2021.

Suffice to say, maganda ring mag-take time out sa kanyang nakapapagod na rin namang routine sa kanyang beauty salon business.
Anyhow, Monet doesn’t mind the huge expenses involved since the enjoyment that he gets out of this experience is really worth all the bother.
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Split nang talaga!
HINANAP ng mga bisita ang isang young actress sa birthday ng isang personalidad na may anak na isang sikat na aktor.

Alam naman kasi nilang magdyowa ang anak ng personalidad at ang young actress.
Anyhow, mukhang totoo na nga ang balitang split na ang dalawa kaya madalang na silang magkita.
So what’s new. Things like this happen.
Yun nah!

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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!